HOW TO HIDE AN ERECTION BY VYDOX.COM


Friday, July 20, 2012


How to Hide an Erection by Vydox.com

 

Steps

  1. 1

    Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight clothes, or clothes that restrict movement.

     
    • Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it.
       
    • Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection, as well.
       
     
  2. 2

    Consider underwear options. Underclothes can also be a factor. As a general rule, briefs or boxer briefs are better than boxers. However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to wear them.

    • Buy tighter underwear. This can keep your penis closer to your body, or have it faced down when it is hard.
       
     
  3. 3

    Pretend you are going to the bathroom or somewhere. Get away from the people you don’t want people to see your erection. Do it quickly, too.

     
  4. 4

    Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you’re at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.

    • If your shirt is long enough you can try un-tucking it while you are still seated.
       
     
  5. 5

    Use items to hide the view of your pubic region. Physical barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something between your member and the people you’re around.

    • Stay seated. Cross your legs or stay behind a desk or table until the feeling passes.
       
     
  6. 6

    Use a jacket or try putting a book in front of it (held casually with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is great for concealing it.

     
  7. 7

    Begin reading something that will take your mind off of what is causing the situation.

    • The more you focus on the text, the faster your situation will be remedied.
       
     
  8. 8

    Think of something anti-sexual. Some men have certain visual cues that when they think of them the sexual urges are doused. Think about something engrossing such as sports, politics, whatever. Some people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an erection.

     
  9. 9

    Give it time and it should go away on its own providing the initial sexual urge is no longer there.. Don’t think about it, or it’ll stay longer.

     
  10. 10

    Use physical force. Putting your hand in your pocket and holding your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.

     
  11. 11

    Try to lean forward before the problem becomes too obvious.

     
  12. 12

    When all else fails, go to the bathroom and “tuck it in” pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don’t make it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.

     
  13. 13

    Try making yourself worry about something. Think of a project that is due, financial woes, etc.

     
  14. 14

    Hold something cold in your lap if you can do so discretely.

     
  15. 15

    Plan ahead. If you are frequently having the problem you should try clothing options that make the problem easier to conceal. Try to avoid thoughts that could cause the problem in the first place.

     
  16. 16

    Wear a cup. A small, concealing athletic cup that doesn’t protrude and just hides the erection would work in this situation.

     
  17. 17

    Wear a belt. This way when clear, you can reach down and pull the penis up under the belt, so its tightly squeezed between your body and pants.

     
  18. 18

    Try putting a rubber band around your leg and tucking your member under it. A piece of cloth, like a scarf, instead of the rubber band may be more comfortable but more likely to slip off. If you opt for the rubber band, put it above your undies to reduce strain on your penis’ thin skin. Similarly for padding you can fix a sock or other cloth on/around the penis.

    • From time to time, make sure your penis doesn’t get hurt (this can happen over time without you noticing it). Consider switching legs.
       
    • Test before field usage.
       
     
     

Tips

  • Don’t think about sexual attraction while you have an erection; it’ll make things worse.
  • Never “flex” or perform Kegel exercises. It’s hard to explain, but if you’re a guy, then you understand. Flexing will increase blood flow to the penis and make your erection last longer. Control the urge.
  • Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it, taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing.
  • Try not to stand up.
  • Put your hands in your pockets and make a fist, this usually works if you are wearing tight pants.
  • Never make eye contact with the person of your preferred gender that you find attractive.
  • Sometimes, when your penis is becoming erect, it will become restricted horizontally by the pants. Actually pulling that part of your pants forward will free your penis and it will continue to travel up for total erection. This actually conceals your penis more than if you let the penis stay horizontal.
  • When at the beach, always wear swim briefs under a pair of board shorts.
  • Thinking about your erection preserves your erection, so engross yourself into something that requires 100% of your attention.
  • If your pants have pockets, put your hands in your pockets and adjust your underwear to hugyour penis against your body, while it’s still pointing up, of course!
  • Underwear that fit will conceal your erection a lot better, find out your underwear size.
  • You may find it helpful to attempt a difficult mental math problem. For example, try to mentally compute the product of a pair of Two-Digit numbers, i.e., try to do 23 x 57 without writing anything down. Blood will flow to the brain in order to help solve this problem, and out of the penis. It doesn’t even matter if you can’t actually solve it. Just try.
 

Warnings

  • Priapism is a disorder that prevents blood from leaving the penis. It is extremely dangerous and can lead to penile damage including gangrene and permanent impotence. If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, you should immediately go the emergency room, no matter how embarrassing it may be.
  • Don’t do anything to hurt your penis. It’s better to be embarrassed for a moment than damage your child-spawning, urine-flushing member for life.
  • Don’t do anything when you’re in the cinema or dark place with a big erected penis, just let your penis do its thing, it’s healthier that way.
  • Do not walk with an odd gait if you are with people. That will make it more noticeable.
  • Trying to shove it down may make you accidently knock your testes, causing you to howl in pain.
  • Make sure no one is looking when you’re adjusting your pants to try to hide your erection.
  • Remember that your penis is a very sensitive part of the body and can be damaged very easily.
  • Some women will find your situation highly offensive. You could have a sexual harassment complaint filed against you. Keep the situation to yourself. 

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